Now back to Guinness.

Why not have a different book of Guinness where people are actually honored for a feat that will have a positive impact on mankind.

How about a category for a car that has 200 horsepower and still gets 50 miles per gallon? How about the largest grouping of kids who can hold their pants up above their butts?

Or how about one for the first intercom speaker at a drive-through restaurant where “supersize” doesn’t sound like “circumcise?”

(Dwain Walden is editor/publisher of The Moultrie Observer, 985-4545. E-mail: dwain.walden@gaflnews.com)