Moultrie Observer

Opinion

January 22, 2013

Rant and Rave for 01/23/13

MOULTRIE — Childish jabber

“I’ve never heard such childish jabber as I have over the gun issue. No one is knocking on your door to take your pump shotgun. No one is taking your pistol. And if you contend that forbiding someone to have a magazine that holds more than 10 rounds is ludicrous because you can have 2 magazines, then get you 2 dadgum magazines and you’re good to go."

That smell

“I  just read the article about the foul smell at the jail. Since the smell becomes stronger after dishes are finished. You need to check the hot water heaters for stagnant water. If this is it, there is a very strong something like sulphur and sewer. I know this from experience. Good luck. I hope this is it."

Our buzzards

“So I’m riding downtown today and on South Main Street there are three buzzards in a front yard. You know this is getting a bit serious."

Hospitality

“When you see vehicles in the middle of the road that are broken down, why don't these people slow down and move over? Or stop and ask if those people need help? Southern hospitality is slowly disappearing around here. Remember folks, what would you want someone to do if you were broken down in the middle of the road?"

Observation

“Now I know how to increase attendance at the polls. Put a question on the ballot to repeal the 2nd Amendment."

Not squirrels

“Well, Mr. Gun Laws. It ain't squirrels kicking in doors and robbing folks. A single shot shotgun is slightly more useful than a stick when you have four invaders determined to rape and kill."

Check Romans

“Here is something better, Romans 13:1. ‘Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what God has appointed.’ You have been told not to distribute religious materials while on school property. Therefore you sin by disobeying the law of man."

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