Here's what was trending on Wednesday.
1. Dubai is apparently just the place you go if you want to stare death in the face with a GoPro strapped to your head and get famous. It's a base-jumping hot spot, and it's pretty much the only place where you can look in the sky and see people zooming around on jet packs. And apparently security officers actually encourage you to do parkour (sans safety precautions) on the ledge atop the city's skyscraper hotels.
2. This mother botched her toddler's haircut. To make up for it, she shaved him bald, colored a goatee on his face with eye liner and pretended he was a meth dealer.
3. We're assuming she was wishing for more Polygrip.